Carlos Tevez searches Rio Ferdinand

Inspired by Christopher Walken’s character in Pulp Fiction, Captain Koons, and increasingly suspicious of Rio Ferdinand, Carlos Tevez goes in search of his father’s missing watch.

Carlos Tevez fisting Rio Ferdinand

Carlos Tevez fists Rio Ferdinand

“Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”

~ by bowlphilosophy on November 16, 2010.

2 Responses to “Carlos Tevez searches Rio Ferdinand”

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