Nike Write Footballers out of the World Cup

Nike Write The Future Wayne Rooney

It seems Nike have placed a hex on anyone featured in their initially inspiring ‘Nike Write the Future‘ advert. All of Nike’s star players have either departed the competition, or were never in the South African 2010 World Cup. Here’s a little recap of what’s going on in the cauldron:

Cameo appearance don’t bode well either, Spain and Brazil must be queuing up outside local sangoma dens, wolfing down eyes of nagapie and toe of wild dog in the hope of dispelling Nike’s curse. There is of course Manto’s amazing beetroot, garlic and lemon remedy or the infamous political shower that should wash away all manner of afflictions, but Nike’s scourge seems to have survived Durban curries and the Cape Town downpours, so sangoma doctrine seems the only plausible solution.

Argentina, Germany, Netherlands, Ghana…. shitake just got real.

~ by bowlphilosophy on July 2, 2010.

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