Machete… don’t FiretrUCK with the wrong Mexican

Machete started out as a fictional trailer featured on Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez’s 2007 high concept horror, Grindhouse.

Grindhouse poster

The Machete fictional trailer floored me, from the voice over to the gratuitous violence, a creation of preposterous excess. Brilliant.

The rumor mill spouted some chat about Rodriguez actually making this into a film, and it looks like Machete Cortez will finally be etching his mark on cinema screens from September this year.

Try this on for size:

(Unfortunately FOX have pulled Rodreguez’s Cinco de Mayo Trailer featuring the star studded cast – De Niro, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, Cheech Marin and Steven Seagal. Below is the original fictional trailer from Planet Terror – Trailer is NSFW)

Isn’t that voice-over amathing… and how is that cast, proper B0!

I imagine the audience will be predominantly male. Take a first date to Machete, in this weird wild world we live it’ll probably get you laid.

~ by bowlphilosophy on May 6, 2010.

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